Can't say we didn't see this coming! Where would du food and drink be without it's driving force? Paul runs a tight shift - iron fist, military style. Very particular, he likes everything to be black and white red. Has been described as having "boundless enthusiasm" and "puppy dog eyes"... he's actually a bit of a psycho. That person that shouts "PIPE" out the window when you walk by the GMB? That's our Paul.

Signatory number two (as he loves to remind us)! If things aren't going his way, he just butters (and by butters I mean shuts) up the committee with his sexy home-cooked chocolate cake. The secretary wanted to make a play on his chillie, but JR thought this was highly inappropriate. Decorum, people! We should probably rattle on about his great knowledge of all things epicurean but we can't all spell words like JR can. Best he stick to the numbers.

Our very own "social secretary", Jen quickly flirted her way up the ranks. When she's not busy arguing with the treasurer or sleeping with the chairman, she enjoys eating Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Brownie ice-cream and mmm... sorry, just got distracted... long walks on the beach. If this sounds like your type of girl, send an e-mail to secretary@dufoodanddrink.com - she'd probably like it a lot!

Jilly is our favourite new committee member, so we've put her fourth in the list. The only dirt that we got on Jilly was that she's a math freak. Word has it that she wears an "alge-bra" (God, I'm good). News just in - Oooh she won't like that dirt - she was called J-Cloth Jilly back in school because of her OCD (Obsessive Cleaning Disorder).

Her favourite food is parsley. She's a strange one, but we'll let her away with it. We would have said something funny here, but Ann-Maria works in a bookshop. We don't find anything funny about books. [It's probably because two thirds of the officers are lex-dyx-ic. We'll "leave that wan up teh yerselves", as Ann-Maria would say.]

She huffed and she puffed and she blew us away! We were going to slag her surname but we did that to someone else in the past and it didn't work out so well. Aoife Von Wolf is a hussy, but Van Wolvelaere (our one) is a smartie, the new one, the blue one. Look at her there, with a neckerchief - how continental!

Ah we saved the best 'til last, didn't we! Hailing all the way from Buffalo, NY, Meghan wowed everyone with her bubbly personality, knowledge of college, and her interest and enthusiasism for food and drink (ambiguity intended!). The only final year student on this year's committee and she still manages to find time for editing the Social and Political Review, presen'n on random roadtrips to Cork and eating entire rotisserie chickens... for "lunch"...